Escape to nowhere

In which a girl ignores her life and dreams about a lot of stuff that should happen and a lot of stories that she should write but never does.
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celibacy:

Have you ever said so much bullshit you were actually shocked anyone believed you?

The Five Stages of Grieving a Fictional Character

one-of-your-classmates:

numba1fangirl:

1. Denial
2. Denial
3. Denial
4. Denial
5. GUESS WHO THEY’RE BRINGING BACK

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Father: So explain the plot line of Orphan Black
Me: We don't have enough time
Father: We are on a 13 hour drive
Me: We don't have enough time

pyjamazombie:

sherlockedcompanion:

i-make-doodles-lol:

gallifrey-feels:

cosmo-gyral:

Who invented the blow job?

Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick

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Probably

Definitely. 

Obviously.

It’s history.