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Ellie; 15; Live in dreams and writing and the power to bury a body or two when need be. Love what aids you, when that fails Poison Hemlock kills within hours and can be easily hidden in salads. Put awful life advice in your bios. Have a nice day, you look lovely.

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this urn will turn you into a tree after you die

perplexity3d:

brendanglennon:

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and you can choose what kind of tree you want to become

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just imagine cemeteries looking like this

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life after death

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT

this is how all cemeteries should look. its awkward to hug a gravestone. imagine hugging your grandma/tree. ugh rebuild all cemeteries

I will live FOREVER through this

Can I become a giant sequoia?

lardypoison:

why r fire extinguishers in glass cases that u have to smash?? its like u know what this fire needs?? more danger

anastiel:

the real supernatural aspect of supernatural is how sam and dean never get charged with 3000000 accounts of credit card fraud

quasi-normalcy:

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to enroll in a Classics course and deliberately and consistently mispronounce “Penelope” as “Peen-a-loap.”

voidwish:

i’m in bed and was wondering where my cat is so i was all “oh I’ll just text him” and opened the messages app before i realized what i was doing

instead of “grammar nazi” i like to use “word police” because

actualmenacebuckybarnes:

  1. it’s less offensive but
  2. still implies that their motivations are rooted in classism and racism

doctortveit:

things that should be allowed to be used in essays:

  • i shit you not
  • you feel me
  • no but get this
  • i’m just sayin
  • let me explain you a thing
  • and yeah